Hearing a loud banging on the door in the middle of the night the husband goes to the door to find a drunk asking for a push.

“Not a hope in hell at this time of night”, he answers; slams the door & returns to bed. “Who was that?” asks the wife.

“Oh, just some drunk wanting a push” he answers. “Why didn’t you help him? Don’t you remember a few months ago when you broke down those two guys gave us a push? Go on, go & help him.”

The husband gets dressed and goes down, opens the front door and steps out into the snow. “Hey, are you still there? He calls out. “Do you still want a push?”

“Yes, please”, comes the reply. “I’m over here on the swing.”